THE FUNNY SECTION

Subject: Re: THE FUNNY SECTION Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:16 pm

> The Church Gossip
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> Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's
> morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
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> Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities,
> but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
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> She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member,
> of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup truck parked in
> front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
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> She emphatically told Henry and several others that anyone who saw
> it there would know what he was doing.
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> Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just
> turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny.
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> He said nothing.
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> Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of
> Mildred's house . . walked home . . . and left it there all night.
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> You gotta love people like Henry.

Subject: Re: THE FUNNY SECTION Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:29 pm

like that one
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Subject: Re: THE FUNNY SECTION Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:45 am

Oh welcome back lass. I sent you and Kirsty a text but you both never texted back? Hope everything is ok.

Love and hugs Cindy xxxxxxxx

Subject: Re: THE FUNNY SECTION Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:22 am

June 14th to now is too long with no reaction by me. I have caught up
with you three funny bone bumpers. Such great reads on page 1 & 2 I
don't know which funny post to brag on first. They are all classics to
brighten our day! Thanks and keep us laughing 24/7!!

MK Cody who's way North by Northwest of Raymond. I bet he liked that movie!

Subject: Re: THE FUNNY SECTION Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:40 pm

I liked that movie too. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053125/

The delicious Cary Grant, yummy.

http://www.vicpine.co.uk/Northwest-Passage.htm that is a good movie with Spencer Tracy, yep I like and love the old films.
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Subject: Re: THE FUNNY SECTION Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:38 pm

MEDICAL CONDITION

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped
her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was
still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As
before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even
more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman,
'I couldn't help but notice' he said, ' that you've sneezed three
times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare
medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.

'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking
anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.
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A medium with 3 growing children and married to a wonderful Husband. I have been doing readings since I was a child.

Subject: Re: THE FUNNY SECTION Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:17 pm

i like that one
HAHAHAHAHHAH
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